Step #3, Create Blog and Make a post

Okay, there seems to be some kinda flux in our temporal experience, but I assure you, this is my first post on my first blog and wow, the experience is cool!  Can anyone read this?  How honest should I be?  Does anyone care?  Is my teacher really gonna read all these posts?  Can I fake some?   Will she read mine, 'cause I'm so amazing?  Do I need to follow grammar conventions?  Has this post reached appropriate length?  Does appropriate length take into account how concisely one writes?